Me casé con una Rusa

A veces llega a los correos electrónicos el clásico buzoneo. Lo que en la vida real no es más que un engorroso papel que tirar a reciclar y que ha pagado el anunciante, en lo electrónico y virtual se convierte en una descarga que paga el recipiente y que al anunciante le puede salir gratis (si sabe cómo hacerlo, claro... yo sé, algún anunciante quiere contratarme?... freelance...).

Un clásico de estos correos era uno de un príncipe nigeriano que pedía ayuda en forma de reenvío de ese correo. Lo que la gente no suele saber es que gracias a esas cadenas de tonterías que acaban acumulando cientos de direcciones válidas, los spammers se hacen con direcciones de correo a las que bombardear con sus anuncios.

También recuerdo otro de una niña con cáncer a la que, supuestamente, le iban a dar nosecuantos dólares por cada vuelta que diera al mundo el correo. No sé cómo se puede contar las vueltas al mundo que da un correo... cuando diariamente envío correos a través de un servidor en Madrid, que llega a otro en Miami y acaba en otro en Bilbao. ¿Eso cuenta? En fin, el de la niña decía que iban ya como 7.

Y en estas que hoy me ha llegado otro que no he podido evitar leer, por aquello de que el primer párrafo me ha enganchado...

Me ha parecido la mar de curioso que hoy en día, con la que está cayendo en Rusia, haya quien se crea realmente que una chica de 26 años, presumiblemente una rusa guapa de esas que todos llevamos en la imaginación, de gustos tan generales que encajan con cualquiera, se vaya a ver con quien sea para amistad y/o lo que surja sólo porque ha conseguido un visado para salir del país y su novio le ha confesado que está casado y con dos hijos justo antes del viaje.

Si es una rusa despechada, hija, ve a la casa del tal Dennis y habla con su mujer, que seguro que estará encantada de recibir tu venganza. Pero no, mejor líate con quien quiera recibirte respondiendo al mensaje y dándole al spammer que envió el correo tu dirección.

He aquí la prueba del delito, un encanto de carta, oye.


Hi!!!

How are you? My name is Yuliya. I am 26 years old. I live in Russia, city Cheboksary. I am cheerful woman, and like to do many things as sport, camping, go to the cinema, theatre etc. In a word I like to do all what like all people. I work in marketing structure on sale of cosmetics.
My dream this travel abroad. I know the english language well enough. I began to study english language approximately one year ago. I wish tell to you history which have pushed me write to you. 8 months ago I have got acquainted with the man from other country by name Dennis. During this time we had good relations. We have understood that our relations become serious and we have decided to meet in his country. I wrote the application for reception the visa. I waited reception of the visa approximately half of year. All time I kept in touch with Dennis through the internet and often called to each other. I and Dennis waited reception of the visa to our meeting. I have received the invitation from the ambassador for reception of the visa.
My director has given me long-term holiday from work and I have gone to Moscow to receive the visa. I informed good news to Dennis, but he has answered, that does not want our meeting.
He played with me. He has informed that has the wife with two children and at all has no plans to meet me. I was not ready to such turn of events. I could not think what even after 8 months of acquaintance he can so unscrupulously act with me. Now I am in Moscow trip to Moscow and reception of visa. I do not want that all was gone for nothing and will be glad if my visa will be useful to our meeting.
I could arrive already through 4-5 days, but a problem in that that now I have no man which would like my arrival. Probable it will silly sound but if you will be interested in a meeting with the good woman I shall like to meet you sometime soon! As Dennis was dishonest with me I have decided to find the man which is interested to meet the woman from Russia. I do not know your ideas about my letter, but it would be fine if we could meet and have some weeks or months together. On my trip I want to receive rest from my work and a life in Russia. Also the basic purpose for the future it is search good men for serious attitudes which go to a marriage. I have no children, but I want to have children in the future.
I am the mature woman and ready to creation of family with good man. I do not know what you really search in the future but if we could meet I shall be happy to discuss with you more about our meeting. What are you going to do this time? It would be fine if we could meet, do
friendship or more than simply friendship. I shall be happy if you also have a free time and we could meet soon. I do not know your interests, but anyhow write to me back and I shall tell to you more about myself.
Write to me all that you want. Maybe we have similar plans and it will be interesting to us together. You can write all that you want. Ask any questions which interest you. Write to me back and I shall tell more about myself and send more my photos.

Have a good day,

Yuliya